Older Adult Puns & Jokes About Getting Older
Want to inspire some laughs from your friends and family? Try some of the following one-liners. These can lighten the mood and also make great personalization options for fun items like wobbly stress relievers. Check out the older adult puns and jokes below:
– Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!
– A retired husband is a wife’s full-time job – Children are the leading cause of old age
– Don’t let aging get you down; it’s too hard to get back up! – Don’t think of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches
– How are stars like dentures? Both come out at night
– I called the incontinence hotline. They asked if I could hold – I’ve decided: Whatever age I am is the new 30
– Now that I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me! My knees, my back, my neck…
– Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very long time
– Old age isn’t so bad, considering the alternative
– One benefit of old age is that your secrets are safe with your friends, they can’t remember them either!
– With old age comes wisdom… and discounts!
– Young at heart, old everywhere else
– Youth is wasted on the young Growing older can inspire many feelings — some positive and some negative.
The slogans and sayings listed above can inspire laughs and moments of reflection. They can remind older adults of their worth to society and give them feelings of affirmation during times of stress or uncertainty.
